Farghe beyne Stress,Tars, Vahshat:
vaghti stress dari ke zanet hamelast
vaghti mitarsi ke doost dokhtaret hamelast
vaghti vahshat dari ke mifahmi har 2 hamelan!
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Dokhtari ra porsidand :
Kir ra be che manand ? Goft : be nafas goftand chera ? Goft : cho foro miravad momede haiat ast va chon bar miayad mofarahe zat !
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Ye kir pir mikhore zamin ye doodool komakesh mikone kire mige:kirshi doodool...
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Shire torkaro tu jangal mibine mige kuchulu koja miri? miram khuneye madarbozorg mikhoram pofak namaki chagh misham chele misham bad miam kiramo bokhor koskesh!
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Be torke migàn chishod Motad shodi?
Mige:Ba doostam ghàrar gozashtim shabaye tàtil tàfrihi ye bàst bezànim,ke Emam mord 2hàfte tàtil shod !!
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Az beyze miporsan shoghlet chie? Mige ba akhavi tir boland mikonim.
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be torke migan be ki ray midi ,mige be nanam,migan chera ? mige akhe nanam ghali bafe !
Ye late mire nohe mikhone,badesh ke tamom mishe mibine hame dar raftan ! Az akhonde miporse chetor bod ?! Akhonde Mige 4 ta nokte ra tavajoh nakardi ! 1: Yazid zalem bod na koskesh
2:hor be yazid posht kard na inke kir zad
3: 72 tan shahid shodan na inke be ga raftan
4: emam zeinolabedin mariz bood na koon goshad!
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Ye khoros ba 6ta morgh budan khorose hey laghar mishode ye khorose dige miaran komakesh baz laghar mishe miporsan chete?mige6ta jende kam bud ye kuniam avordin?
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(yek dastane gham angiz)
2 ta juje az kuchiki be ham ghole ezdevaj midan.
bozorg ke mishan mibinan jofteshun khorusan!!!
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vaghti dari midi kheili movazeb bash. be har kasi nade be kasi bede ke mard bashe na inke faghat zaheresh khub bashe...man ke aslan emsal RAY nemidam!
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Haji kheili doost dasht shahid beshe haji oonrooz ye joore dige bood are haji oon rooz raft poshte khakriz taharat kone digebarnagasht are haji roomin ride bood
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salam. sharmandeh! ye khahesh dashtam. 50000 toman poole fori dari behem bedi? KARROOBI ke reiees jomhour shod behet pas midam!
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Festivale Filme Reeyasat Jomhori :
1) "Bekhatere Yek Mosht dolar", RAFSANJANI
2) "Matarsak" , MEHRALIZADE
3) "kife englisi" , LARIJANI
4) "Jenayat va Mokafat " ,GHALEEBAF
5) "Ghateleene Belfetre" ,AHMADI NEJAD
6) "Shayad Vaghti Digar" ,MOEIN
7) "Dozde Arousak ha" ,KARROOBI
8) "Divane az Ghafas Parid" ,REZAEE
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Shabe zafaf...; Damad: ...Azizam emshab jaeet mizaram ke tahala kasi nazashte?
Arus:na na tu gusham na!
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Miduni farghe profesor ba jende chie?avali kheili chiza tu sareshe dovo mi kheili sara tu chizeshe!
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az zane miporsan chize marda ro be chy mishe tashbihesh kard? mige be joje ordake zesht, vaghti ke bozorg mishe khoshgel mishe...!!!!baram sms befrest
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KHATAR!
Agar in SMS ro bekhuni, "Virus" varede maghzet mishavad!
Load...
10%...
50%...
90%...
ERROR!
maghz peyda
nashod!!
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midoni 4 ta jende che jori ro 1 sandali mishinan ??? sandali ro bar ax mikonan, mishinan.
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be torke migan chera damadeton ro koshti mige:age kasi be namose shoma tajavoz kone shoma nemikoshidesh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Har vaght mano mididi, shalvareto mikeshidi paein. manam abam ro mirikhtam roo koonet...
(bargi az daftare khaterate yek aftabeh)
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age gofti farghe havapeyma ba kir chie : har dotashon boland mishan bayad movazeb bashi eshtebah savar nashi....!
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Bacheha in naghsheye La paye mast,in ghesmat esmesh beyzehast,shekle yek lule dar inja ashenast,cheshme inlule be kunhaye shomast,bacheha inlulehe shunbulemast
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Be torke migan chera gooshet ghermeze? mige: chesh khorde. Migan: chera hala? chi khorde? mige: baba chesh khordeh, cheshe shalvar.!!!
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Akharin akhbare entekhabat:
Karrobi
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Avalin Dastoore Perezident Ahmadi nejad: az farda Tarhe taraddode zoj va farde aberane Zan va Mard dar keshvar ejra mishavad..!
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dovomin dastor peresident ahmadi nejad:az voroode khaharane bedoone hejab be shahre
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Az koliei pezeshkane jarah,post,zibaie, cheshm,mo,...Davat be amal miayad jahate tarmim sorat reeise jomhor ahmadinejad sarian be setade entekhabate keshvar moraje nemayand.
Dobare misazamat ahmadi nejad.. (hokme hokomati)
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Entekhabat e
marhaleye avval= 7 samurai
marhale dovvom= shahzadeh va geda!
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vahede pule
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Torke mire khasegari behesh migan mehreye 5000 ske mige che khabare shabi chand hesab kardin
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Agar dast be dast ray be akbar dahim az an beh ke keshvar be ahmagh dahim (send to all) ****RAYE MA HASHEMI****
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Akharin khabare entekhabati: Ghazviniha alaraghm payane entekhabat hamchenan dar safhaye tavil hozur darand va bar ensejame sofuf ta'kid mikonand..!
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be ye janbaze 1% migan chetor janbaze 1% shodi mige tosangar neshaste boodam khompare zadan pashmam rikht.
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3 ta chiz hast ke bekhahi nakhahi har lahze momkene biad soraghet: MARG, GOOZ, SMS!
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Dishab khabeto didam ba motor zadam behet oftadi mordi bordam khaket kardam didam az ghabret nor mitabe shekaftam didam cheraghe motor to konet gir karde
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larijani gofte hala ke behem ray nadadid be jaye havaye taze baratun miguzam!
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Hakimi dana dokhtaran ra pand hami dad:ke be 2chiz
1:parde bekarat
2:mehrie bala
ke avali be kire rast band nabashad va dovomi be tokhme chap.
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Karrobi:man be afrad balaye 18 sal 50000 hazar toman midaham emam jomeye ghazvin man be afrad zir 18 sal 100000 hezar toman midaham
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" 8===> "
What is this?
This is yek chize nok tize,saresh gerdo kami tize,moohash ferfere viz vize,abesh garmo kami lize. Bache dast nazani , jize !
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Pesare be Dokhtare : ... natars, ta 10 beshmaari, tamum mishe ...,dokhtare : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7, oh7, juun7, baazam 7, dobaare 7, vay7, aaakh 7, aah7, 7 .7 . .
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Be torke migan:asghar agh HIV gerefte.mige :pas GLX ro forokht?
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MARA BE YAD BIYAVAR MARA ZE YAD MABAR KE ANEKAS SEDAEAM DARON SHAB JARIST KASI NEMIDANAD KE DAR SIYAHIE SHAB DESHNEYIST DAR POSHTAM KE DAR SIYAHIE SHAB KHANIST DAR KETFAM
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------torke rish porfesori mizare mire jangal 'shire mikhoradesh bad mige ajab boze khoshmazehei bood mazeh khar midad.
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Medony chera zanhaye arab poldarand????? gavab: chon dast be mamelehaye bozorg mezanand.
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2Chize ke hech vaghat nemikhabe! 1.Bakhte adamaie khoshbekht. 2.kire adamie badbdkht.
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Anvae kos:
\!/ sefr kilometr
\¤/ kar karde
\O/ goshad
\()/ pare shode
\¥/ dookhte shode
\$/ jende
\?/ zayeman
\*/ pir
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Rabeteye Dokhtare Irani Va Eshgh,,,: -Age Bokonish, Asheghet Mishe. Va Age Asheghesh Beshi Mikonatet,,,!!!
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Khabar :
aamele vaba dar keshvar peida shod ! ! !
jurabe president ahmadinejad dar sade
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Har Ja shenidiHOSEYN HOSEYN migan, Boro,SHAM midanHar Ja shenidiALI ALI migan,Naro,MASHIN HOL midan...!
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Farghe bimarestane artesh,ba zayeshgah : avvali tir khordeha ro mibaran, dovvomi kir khordeha ro ! !
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Rabeteye Dokhtare Irani Va Eshgh,,,: -Age Bokonish, Asheghet Mishe. Va Age Asheghesh Beshi Mikonatet,,,!!!
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Police ye jasad peyda karde ba soorate shekle meimoon, kheili negaranetam age salemi ye zang bezan!
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Torke dashte forme application sefarat por mikarde ,jeloe SEX minevise: YES ,PLEASE ;*)
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be torke migan ba
"keshavarz" jomle besaz,mige:
"kos kesha varzesh konid."!
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Torke filme super dashte,azash migiran>migan in chiye?Mige posht sahne filme aroosime!!!
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Avvalin layeheye ahmadi nejad:khordane chaye ahmad baraye khanomha va chaye shahrzad baraye aghayan mamno ast.
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Kotah ast dar pas anbeh ke forotan bashi shamlo
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Khoshk mire too khis bar migarde seft mire too shol bar migarde maloom nist chand baar bayad bere va biad taa oon chizi ke mikhay az oon dar biad. (((CHAAYE KISEI GOLESTAN)))
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to ardabil be monasebate milade amiralmomenin be onhaee ke esmeshum milad bode jayeze dadan
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Ansan doshvary vazifeh ast shamlo
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be torke migan:
"bani ?dam aaz?ye yek digarand" yani chi ?
mige: masalan to kire mani !!!
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be yaroo migan ye jomle besaz ke toosh kir bashe mige:kose nanat.
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Torke mire too superi mige:agha tokhme morghe ghaz dari yaroo ye nega mikone mige na kire khare gav darim.
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Be torke migan zaneto cheghadr mehr kardi? Migeh:mehr ke namzad boodim,vali aban 17 baar.
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رشتي امسال تو کنکور رتبه 350مياره بررسي
ميکنند
پسر 4تا شهيد بوده
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Ye medad ghermeze babash mimire meshki minevese
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sherkate post be monasebat roze zan ye tamr chap kardeh ba ax,, kos,, halla aghayon mondan in varesho lis bezanan ya onvaresho.
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Ye roz ye kerm miufte toy shalvare ye arab badaz didan jaryan mige:palevon nabinamet ro vilcher!
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4 daste az adamaro bayad kard.
1.unayi ke mikhan bedan
2.unayi ke ru zerangy nakhan bedan.
3.unayi ke sms tekrary midan. 4unayi ke be sms javab nemidan.
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torke ye jendeharo mikone poolesho nemide abesh ghat mishe.
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be torke migan ta hala gharch khordi mige na ama bache ke bodam yek bar jer khordam.
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Torke mire bala menbar mige ey mardom zendegi morabaey ke 3 zel dare ke onam iman o taghvast
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Midooni shabahate Zan va Goosfand chie ?
Be joz pashmashoon hamechishoon khordaniye !
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9 doroghe Pesara
1.Doset daram
2.Migiramet
3.To fabriki
4.Sex faghat bato
5.Nemekhad suck bezani
6.Arom mikonamet
7.Dard nadare
8.Kandom mizaram
9.Akharin bare
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Tebgh akharin amar,koslisy baray salamati zarar dare:
4 % SHash
5 % Charbi
7 % namak
2 % Moo
6 % Bakteri
76 % Etiad
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